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Bears

how long would it take
for the grizzlies to come back
if we were all gone

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Voices

Voices in my head
keep me from being lonely
Oh, the things they say!

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Mercuric

he runs hot and cold
he may pull you in one day
push you out the next

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Fast Cars

fast cars get you in
faster than they get you out
of trouble I mean

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Thin Moon

the thin little moon
and some likely accomplice
saturn or venus

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Rain

Rain, rain go away
I'll see you some other day
like in October

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Carpetbaggers

they gave their damn spiel
smug like there was no problem
no consequences

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An Omen

An omen. Or not.
An empty fortune cookie
A fate still unkonwn.

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The Imprint

a tricky bank shot
sunbeam left eyeball socket
nature sure called it

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Persimmons 1

gaudy persimmons
like derelict ornaments
on barren branches

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The Quest

in the wilderness
you may find the thing you seek
or it may find you

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Heavy Metal Part 2

the implicit threat
the tremor of its passing
steel and momentum

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Art

all of your art works
will never do anything
except change the world

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The Artist

what does it sound like
when all the doves are crying
finally we know

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Bedrock

my rhymes are bedrock
all those other suckers rhyme
soft like simile

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Toil

toiling benthic beasts
mountain basin sea of air
they see but don't see

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Half Moon

the big old half moon
the promise you never kept
that last evil smile

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Winter

that weird winter vibe
morning yields to evening
no noon to speak of

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Trouble

down here at the trouble store
we got what you're lookin' for
we serve trouble all the time
with discount sales on weekends

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Doppler Shift

By the time she came out I had the motor running
She looked surprised like there'd be more to say
I saw her lips moving but I couldn't hear her
The helmet, the

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The Real Patriots

The real patriots
are they in the APC
or shooting at it

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All she wrote

What I come to say,
It don't have to be this way...
I see now it does

  • McKenzie Keith
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The Super User

real and effective
user ID is zero
don't get in my way

  • McKenzie Keith
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Something Sacred

In the sacred bank
There is only one great writ
Pay your debts, or else...

  • McKenzie Keith
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Tahiti

Imagine Bligh's men
the first time they saw that fast
Tahitian hula

  • McKenzie Keith
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