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there's more to haiku than just some syllable count like five, seven, five

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Toil

toiling benthic beasts
mountain basin sea of air
they see but don't see

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Half Moon

the big old half moon
the promise you never kept
that last evil smile

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Winter

that weird winter vibe
morning yields to evening
no noon to speak of

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The Real Patriots

The real patriots
are they in the APC
or shooting at it

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All she wrote

What I come to say,
It don't have to be this way...
I see now it does

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The Super User

real and effective
user ID is zero
don't get in my way

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Something Sacred

In the sacred bank
There is only one great writ
Pay your debts, or else...

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Tahiti

Imagine Bligh's men
the first time they saw that fast
Tahitian hula

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The Last Real Radio Station

you reach the summit
those radio waves find you
the Freedom station

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Heavy Metal

heavy steel machine
rolling down the highway like
homicide on wheels

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The Sad Truth

The truth is too sad
tell me some beautiful lies
I know it won't last

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Cats

there is a reason
for all the things your cat does
one you'll never know

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Peacekeeper Drone

the peacekeeper drone
launching missiles this we call
"kinetic support"

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Thunder Under

all the stops are out
the baseline thunders under
soaring treble notes

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The Loudest Sound

pull out all the stops
and we'll make this organ rock
and the angels sing

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Vampire Squid

Giant vampire squid
You don't seem to realize
you die with the host

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While the Sun Shines

The sun is shining.
Hurry! Hang up your laundry
or cut grass for hay

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Milwaukee Motherfucker

Half-inch hole shooter
if the bit binds, the drill spins
and maybe you, too

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Black Cat's Ball

black cats all over
gathering for Halloween
their annual ball

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The Tweet

future lit students
will study the form called "tweet"
max size: 140

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Jet Lag

chased the sun all night
but it snuck up behind me
good morning, Hong Kong

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Celebration

A waning gibbous
gracefully exits the stage
while New Year's dawn breaks

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Biding Time

You can't predict it.
It will come when it's ready.
the apocalypse.

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Blockage

Haiku on demand
Not as easy as you think!
A dry fountain pen

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This Land

Who holds the title?
Wrong question! Who holds the LAND.
Rule of Law is dead.

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